February 2012
And I get home and my fucking ignition is still...
Today ain’t shit.
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OMG WHITNEY HOUSTON!
Check out the beautiful Blue Ivy Carter on Jay's... →
Imma need for my dad to stop saying she looks “Just like Kanye.” hah Seriously though she’s a beautiful baby!
It’s crazy how tiny things affect you. I’m sitting here eating my lunch and get to the bottom of my Graffiti Burger bag and there’s a pickle. That SERIOUSLY just changed my attitude!
I think I'm going through a white guy mini-phase.
hahaha I am LUSTING over Ryan Gosling and Adam Levine at this moment.
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formspring.me
Ask me questions about everything. http://www.formspring.me/iamnotablogger
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Random knife you say? Ask United States of Rissa...
Dang, has it been six weeks? Anyway the knife owner was found so hush. hahaha
There is no US of Rissa…I think.
Questions, comments, checking account numbers…
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What is your favorite month of the year?
May of course!
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I love Archer
Mallory: Who the hell taught you how to drive?!
Cheryl: Oh, this guy I know named MY DEAD FATHER!
Mallory: Oh...I ummm...
Cheryl: Yeah, I bet you feel like a dick.
“There is no perfection, only life.”
– Milan Kundera
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I love you? Huh. You would start to cry if: I...
Okay. Today really IS a great day. Let's recap
* Only worked a half-day (I’m a hustler, baby.) * My “Clone High” DVDs came today. * I look at my DVR and there are FOUR new (to me) episodes of “Behind Mansion Walls”. * Apparently my birthday came out in the midday lottery but I don’t play.
Anything else awesome want to happen today? =-)
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Surely They Jest →
A Top-Ten of the strange but true suggestions in the campaign so far:
(10) — Newt Gingrich’s proposal to have school kids work as janitors, starting at age 9. He would fire the “unionized janitors” and replace them with low-paid students, working under a “master” janitor. It’s hard to imagine a plan that sweepingly offends more people — educators, students, parents and janitors, to name a few.
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The fact that I just lost everything I'd eaten...
Also, I think it’ll be a while before I look at mushrooms the same way again. #iUsedToLoveYou
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Exhausted but too sick to sleep. womp
Whatever this bug is can go DIRECTLY back where it came from.
“He does have a beautiful voice, and he sings to me all the time. … He doesn’t...”
– First lady Michelle Obama appeared on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on Tuesday night. - Politico (via brooklynmutt)
Leader of the free world, trillion dollar economy, most powerful military on earth: Still has to deal with teenagers.
(via section9)
I like Tiny in this episode.
Normally she annoys me but tonight she’s cracking me up.
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“In my experience when someone has to tell you they’re all the way in, you...”
– Max on 2 Broke Girls.
I meant to say something about this sooner
Gisele has a new fan in me. Stand by your man! #RideOrDieChick
Rare horsefly with golden posterior named after... →
Why is this so funny to me?
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I could never be accused of being a Rihanna fan...
I would buy that.
Barack Obama's record on jobs — Barack Obama →
I have completely spoiled myself
I was in the store buying new sheets and tried to buy the 500 count because they were cheaper but they felt ridiculous. It’s insane the difference 100 threads make and how sensitive skin is to that difference! At least the 600 thread count set was only $17 more.
I really want an English Bulldog now.
Maybe that’ll be my gift to me for my birthday :-)
Oh great.
My brother gets to hear how inappropriate my friends are.
Womp
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If you could be one age forever, how old would you...
30 I guess.
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“I’m not concerned with the very poor. We have a safety net there. If it needs...”
– MITT “I’m not concerned with the very poor” ROMNEY, not giving a shit about those Americans worse off than any other Americans.
(CNN via the Washington Post)
I'm just sayin'. I try to highlight positive black...
Oh, excellent. Now it's time for my non-black...
#BlackHistoryMonth
Dear Spotify
Never play “Motivation” on any “station” I’m listening to again.
Thanks, Rissa