February 2012
Feb 12th
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And I get home and my fucking ignition is still...
Today ain’t shit.
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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OMG WHITNEY HOUSTON!
Feb 12th
Feb 11th
Check out the beautiful Blue Ivy Carter on Jay's... →
Imma need for my dad to stop saying she looks “Just like Kanye.” hah Seriously though she’s a beautiful baby!
Feb 11th
It’s crazy how tiny things affect you. I’m sitting here eating my lunch and get to the bottom of my Graffiti Burger bag and there’s a pickle. That SERIOUSLY just changed my attitude!
Feb 10th
Feb 10th
I think I'm going through a white guy mini-phase.
hahaha I am LUSTING over Ryan Gosling and Adam Levine at this moment.
Feb 10th
Feb 10th
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formspring.me
Ask me questions about everything. http://www.formspring.me/iamnotablogger
Feb 10th
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Random knife you say? Ask United States of Rissa...
Dang, has it been six weeks? Anyway the knife owner was found so hush. hahaha There is no US of Rissa…I think. Questions, comments, checking account numbers…
Feb 10th
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What is your favorite month of the year?
May of course! Questions, comments, checking account numbers…
Feb 10th
I love Archer
Mallory: Who the hell taught you how to drive?!
Cheryl: Oh, this guy I know named MY DEAD FATHER!
Mallory: Oh...I ummm...
Cheryl: Yeah, I bet you feel like a dick.
Feb 10th
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“There is no perfection, only life.”
– Milan Kundera
Feb 10th
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I love you? Huh. You would start to cry if: I...
Feb 10th
Okay. Today really IS a great day. Let's recap
* Only worked a half-day (I’m a hustler, baby.) * My “Clone High” DVDs came today. * I look at my DVR and there are FOUR new (to me) episodes of “Behind Mansion Walls”. * Apparently my birthday came out in the midday lottery but I don’t play. Anything else awesome want to happen today? =-)
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
Feb 10th
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Surely They Jest →
A Top-Ten of the strange but true suggestions in the campaign so far: (10) — Newt Gingrich’s proposal to have school kids work as janitors, starting at age 9. He would fire the “unionized janitors” and replace them with low-paid students, working under a “master” janitor. It’s hard to imagine a plan that sweepingly offends more people — educators, students, parents and janitors, to name a few. ...
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
Feb 8th
The fact that I just lost everything I'd eaten...
Also, I think it’ll be a while before I look at mushrooms the same way again. #iUsedToLoveYou
Feb 8th
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Exhausted but too sick to sleep. womp
Whatever this bug is can go DIRECTLY back where it came from.
Feb 8th
“He does have a beautiful voice, and he sings to me all the time. … He doesn’t...”
– First lady Michelle Obama appeared on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on Tuesday night. - Politico (via brooklynmutt) Leader of the free world, trillion dollar economy, most powerful military on earth: Still has to deal with teenagers. (via section9)
Feb 8th
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I like Tiny in this episode.
Normally she annoys me but tonight she’s cracking me up.
Feb 7th
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“In my experience when someone has to tell you they’re all the way in, you...”
– Max on 2 Broke Girls.
Feb 7th
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I meant to say something about this sooner
Gisele has a new fan in me. Stand by your man! #RideOrDieChick
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Rare horsefly with golden posterior named after... →
Why is this so funny to me?
Feb 6th
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I could never be accused of being a Rihanna fan...
I would buy that.
Feb 6th
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Barack Obama's record on jobs — Barack Obama →
Feb 6th
I have completely spoiled myself
I was in the store buying new sheets and tried to buy the 500 count because they were cheaper but they felt ridiculous. It’s insane the difference 100 threads make and how sensitive skin is to that difference! At least the 600 thread count set was only $17 more.
Feb 5th
Feb 5th
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I really want an English Bulldog now.
Maybe that’ll be my gift to me for my birthday :-)
Feb 5th
Feb 4th
Feb 4th
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Oh great.
My brother gets to hear how inappropriate my friends are. Womp
Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
Feb 3rd
Feb 3rd
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If you could be one age forever, how old would you...
30 I guess. Questions, comments, checking account numbers…
Feb 2nd
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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“I’m not concerned with the very poor. We have a safety net there. If it needs...”
– MITT “I’m not concerned with the very poor” ROMNEY, not giving a shit about those Americans worse off than any other Americans. (CNN via the Washington Post)
Feb 1st
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I'm just sayin'. I try to highlight positive black...
Feb 1st
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Oh, excellent. Now it's time for my non-black...
#BlackHistoryMonth
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Dear Spotify
Never play “Motivation” on any “station” I’m listening to again. Thanks, Rissa
Feb 1st
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