I Am Not A Blogger.: Archive

and by that

I meant I haven’t been to church for New Years in a loooooooooong time. Not church entirely.

Jan 1st

On my way to church for New Year Eve

for the first time in…a LONG time. Should be interesting.

Jan 1st

Dec 31st

Watch

Spike Lee presents his new joint - Michael Jackson’s “This Is It” yes

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →

Chrisette Michele (28) Lupe Fiasco (24) Melanie Fiona (15) Clipse (9) Corinne Bailey Rae (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 29th

Does anyone else ever start to comment on a status of someone on Facebook…then stop because you don’t *really* know them all that well…just barely and from school (which is why you accepted the request)?

Dec 29th

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My Karma Sutra Buddy →

This is ridiculously entertaining. No nudity…just skivvies but making these people try all of those positions is hilarious! via The Daily What

Dec 29th

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formspring.me

Would you rather make out with your dad or have sex with an animal in front of everyone you went to high school with? …wow. That’s just wrong. I can’t with this one. What you want?!

Dec 29th

My cousin had her baby tonight…the same cousin who lost her father last Saturday. *sigh*

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

Dec 28th

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If you had to choose between sitting through a Lil’ Wayne concert or losing a digit of your choice, which would you pick? This is someone who knows my disdain for that little crackhead. I’ll sit through a concert though. My disdain for him isn’t enough to make me lose a finger for him…which is how I’d see it. Ask me anything

Dec 28th

I really and truly hate snow with the white hot intensity of 1,000 suns.

Dec 28th

Today was actually a really good day. that is all

Dec 27th

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So if you could bang Morris Chestnut discreetly but had to be in a porno with Lil’ Wayne, would you do it? Okay, WHO IS ASKING ME THESE?! (Wait…I have an idea who it is but I digress). Again, I’m no exhibitionist so no…though Morris Chestnut does indeed do it for me…mmmmmmmmm. Ask me anything

Dec 26th

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If you could be in a porno movie with Brad Pitt but you also had to bang T-Pain and didn’t have to tell anybody, would you do it? I don’t show my ass in public so that’s a resounding no. Plus, Brad Pitt doesn’t do it for me. Ask me anything

Dec 26th

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Did your boyfriend REALLY dump you after a truly fucked up weekend? Yes. But it had only been three months and I was thinking about it too (but I was decent enough to wait until after Christmas…forgetting that he doesn’t even care about Christmas) so I’m not sad or even angry. More annoyed. But hey: life gives you lessons, you just have to take them. Ask me anything

Dec 26th

Dom: What happens in the club, stays in the club.

Me: Except when it's on camera.

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

Did anyone else just lose about a page of their personal Tumblr?

Dec 24th

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Oh, crap. I'm so awkward.

I decided to try “Chat Roulette” just now. Talking to this guy and I say “I can’t hear you.” and he responds “I’m not talking, I’m a mute.” So then I type “Oh, crap. I’m sorry! I didn’t know.” To which he responds “I can still hear…” gahdamnitimawkward

Dec 24th

I finally finished the DVD!

I couldn’t use all of the songs that people asked about because then it would be too long (it’s already 32 minutes and 32 seconds…couldn’t have done that on purpose if I’d tried!) and I actually seriously strategically placed all 153 pictures. Hopefully too many people don’t complain.

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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The Unkut Guide to Rap Genres →

“Jignorant” nearly made me fall off of my bed. Via The Daily What

Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

For the record:

I’d like to think I’m not THAT crazy…but who knows.

Dec 23rd

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Question for Tumblr-men:

Would you break up with a girl who was (wrongfully) suspended from work on a Friday and lost an uncle on that Saturday the Tuesday before Christmas because “her mind wasn’t in the relationship”?

Dec 23rd