February 2010
So…if you threaten to kick a bitch that’s got almost four inches on you, people get upset and unfollow. Good to know.
*does celebratory booty dance into the bed*
Also
Taylor Swift’s performance tonight alone warrants every award she’s ever won being stripped from her Milli Vanilli style.
Really?
fuck the Grammys.
If I see Taylor Swift in the streets, I’m kicking that bitch for Beyonce, GaGa (and Kanye).
Lil Wayne is on.
Bathroom/toothbrush break!
lol @ them losing sound. Thank you Grammys.
FTR: I LOVED “The Renaissance”, “The Ecstatic” and “Universal Mind Control” and would have loved seeing either of them win but…it’s a “rap” award not hip-hop and the Grammy committee just doesn’t understand.
Mary J. Blige and Andrea Bocelli
wow
Beyonce stans all over the nation are up in arms right now at Rihanna having the audacity to put her hands on Daniel.
Paris and Prince are so adorable and he is so articulate.
Love it!
To whoever is making fun of Jamie Foxx's sister.
notesonascandal:
antoniag:
thebombyo:
j-lazaro:
That’s foul, she has Down Syndrome. Watch your kids come out fucked up, I’ll be glad.
I made fun. Shit. I’m an equal opportunity ROASTER. Special people want to be treated EQUALLY. Didn’t you see “The Other Sister”??
And I’m DONE having kids, so fuck all that noise! lmao!! Happy Grammys!
Ahem: I made fun of the big girl up there with...
Why does Jamie Foxx have Precious 2.0 up there dancing with him?
Ummm…who are these people who just got a Grammy over BEYONCE?!
How does “Single Ladies” win the VMA for Video of the Year…but lose the Grammy for Best Short Form Music Video to “Boom Boom Pow”?
Someone please explain.
Axe me thangs. →
Baltimore homeless shelter residents donate $14.64... →
Anyone looking at this right now on their own computer officially has no excuse.
January 2010
Apparently
Tomorrow is the soonest he’ll get to come home.
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Balm in Gilead - Karen Clark Sheard →
Free Tumblr idea I'm too lazy to try...
dailyhuff:
Douchebagswithbluetooths.tumblr.com.
Our district manager out here was in the plant one day with a Bluetooth in EACH EAR! I was just dazed and confused.
I made fun of my dad walking around the floor today with his hospital gown, yellow traction socks, IV pole and Bluetooth and when he reminded me of the above incident…I left it alone.
Beyonce-“Daddy”
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Dad will hopefully get to come home tomorrow.
This is getting SO old. I feel like every time they say that, they’re jinxing him.
Now, we have to wait on a bowel movement because he’s got these…things (at this point, I can’t even remember what they’re called) and if he doesn’t have one soon, he’ll rupture.
huperghreugepriphshit.
It’s kind of interesting to see what kinds of friends you have at certain times.
People you may have cast out of your life because they had done you wrong in the recent past and cast aside will be the first ones to check on you because they know how much your hospitalized loved one means to you.
And the first ones to say how much they care about you and how much you mean to them...
Floetic - Floetry →
Hopefully today...
Dad gets to eat. Dad gets to come home. Dad has less pain because seeing tears in your father’s eyes has to be one of the most painful things ever since you know that he’s too strong and too proud for that to normally happen.
Top Ten Worst "Artists" To Ever Win A Grammy →
My initial thought was Milli Vanilli but they’re not number one…but when I saw number one, I approved immensely.
I moved into a new tax bracket this year and my refund decreased by $1,006.
I’m gonna have to adopt a kid or something this year to prevent having to PAY next year.
Sheesh.
The story behind the 2005 "Apple iPad" MadTV... →
It’s only three minutes long and made me laugh.
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I just realized
Mom left the light on in the kitchen for Dad completely out of habit.
=-C
“Swagger Crew??? You’ve FAILED already. Exit stage LEFT!”
– My daughter Tina, watching ABDC (via notesonascandal)
You’ve raised an intelligent and witty child. Where do I donate to her college fund? lol
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thefrogman:
Hover your mouse over this text.
I want to fullscreen this.
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This cold couldn’t have come at a more inconvenient time.
Got me spreading cold germs to my hospitalized daddy…hmph