I Am Not A Blogger.: Archive

Jan 1st

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#NaturalHairProblems

Y’all. My hair is not about my life. It is doing what it damn well pleases and I swear 1 of my curl patterns has changed. *sigh*

Jan 1st

The refs in this game are REALLY ticking me off.

Jan 1st

Dec 31st

A workplace haiku.

Bald heifer at work. On my nerves you are getting. I’m in charge- not you.

Dec 31st

I don't know if I'm just getting old or if it's...

Seriously. These are just gangster ass pills or something.

Dec 31st

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I just found out that those guys LMFAO are the son...

I need a moment.

Dec 30th

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I feel like I'd get more out of this damn Macy's...

Dec 30th

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If anyone has a .gif of Caroline (Beth Behrs)...

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Do you have a favorite sport?

Baseball! Football is a close second but I just love baseball so much! Just don’t ask me to play any sports…I’m terribly uncoordinated and clumsy. Questions, comments, checking account numbers…

Dec 29th

The 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2011: Part 2 →

dumbesttweets: Tomorrow comes the 25 Dumbest Celebrity Tweets of 2011, featuring Tyrese. Do not click this if you are eating or drinking near your computer. Luvvie is not responsible for water damage. Do not click this if you don’t already realize people are dumb and Internet access magnifies the idiocy.

Dec 28th

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Can I just say how obsessed I currently am with...

Dec 28th

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Teacher punishes 9-year-old autistic boy by... →

In Mercer County, Kentucky, nine year old Chris Baker, an Autistic student, was told by his special education aide to climb inside a bag intended for therapeutic purposes as a punishment to “control his autistic behavior” on 14 December 2011. He was placed in the bag with the drawstring tightened and left in the hallway in the school. When his mother, Sandra Baker, was called to...

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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What made you smile today?

Watching Baby Bro open his presents and spend the entire day with one of mine. I win! haha Questions, comments, checking account numbers…

Dec 26th

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formspring.me

Ask me questions about everything. http://www.formspring.me/iamnotablogger

Dec 26th

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What do you do on really cold days?

Get angry. I hate cold weather. I really need to work on relocating. Questions, comments, checking account numbers…

Dec 26th

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Who's the most talented person you know?

My little brother is pretty awesome when it comes to designing different shapes with his train tracks… Questions, comments, checking account numbers…

Dec 26th

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Have a safe and happy holiday! From the Bonzes to...

Same to you! <3 Questions, comments, checking account numbers…

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Orange Faygo float and almond pound cake.

Sweet potato pie in approximately 1.5 hrs. #HolidayExcess

Dec 25th

I feel like I need to unfolllow anyone who posts...

I don’t want that shit on my dashboard. Hmph

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

Christopher Sullivan, U.S. Soldier, Shot At... →

I can’t even believe this. I know people do stupid things and fight for dumb reasons everyday. And innocent bystanders are injured/killed everyday. But the fact that they didn’t have enough respect to take their issues elsewhere or wait another day just really pisses me off.

Dec 25th

Me: I've gotta get home to get to sleep for Santa. 
Baby Bro: Santa comes through the fireplace!
Me: Aww, I don't HAVE a fireplace!
Baby Bro: Rissa, I have an idea. You can buy one from the store!
Me: The store doesn't have fireplaces. 
Baby Bro: But that's such a long way. Sorry, Rissa.

Dec 25th

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Dec 23rd

Dang. I'd forgotten N*SYNC had a Christmas album...

So cheesy!

Dec 23rd

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Anonymous asked: Are you really Mozambiquean? Can you speak Mozambiquean? :D

Dec 23rd

I was just stretching and accidentally hugged...

It felt really good. I think I’ll do it more often.

Dec 23rd

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What do you wish you had more time to do?

Have fun. I work and work and then work. It’s fucking wack. Questions, comments, checking account numbers…

Dec 23rd

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Which celebrity reality TV show would you choose...

Oy. “Real Housewives of Atlanta”. As terrible as I feel to say it, I’d LOVE to sit around with those messy “housewives”. Phaedra would probably have me in stitches though she seems hilarious! Questions, comments, checking account numbers…

Dec 23rd

Dec 22nd

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I’m realizing another reason I love “The Princess and the Frog” so much is that the cast is so Broadway heavy. Broadway stars just do everything better.

Dec 21st

"Beauty and the Beast" in 3D?

Awwww yeah!

Dec 21st

Bleezie's Playhouse: Cucumber Lemonade Recipe →

bleeziethechef: Here are our ingredients. 1 seeded cucumber 2 cups fresh squeezed lemon juice 2 cups sugar 1 cup hot water 1 gallon cold water 4 rinds of lemon So, the first thing you want to do is to take your sugar if you pour it right into a large bow or pitcher.Make sure you have a whisk handy. The… I love lemonade. This will be made.

Dec 21st

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