March 2012
Mar 1st
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February 2012
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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I hate it when I think of something I need to look...
hmph
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Off work early? Check. Nice weather? Check. Starbucks? Check. Lobster dinner with my family? Check. And to top it off: a fucking rainbow. 😄
Feb 28th
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If Rihanna gets the Whitney Houston biopic, I will...
(my old one probably but still smash one)
Feb 28th
The sky looks AMAZING tonight! So clear and Venus...
I’ve been just staring all evening at it. Get off of your computer and go outside if you’ve not seen it.
Feb 28th
My 20 month old foster brother now demands and snatches my Starbucks. I’ve created a monster. My parents are not amused.
Feb 28th
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I just showed Baby Bro the moon, Venus, and...
Since he’s 5 and I’m not a teacher-he didn’t quite get how awesome this is. But he wishes he could go into space.
Feb 28th
Listen here, Head. We're not playing this game...
Thanks.
Feb 27th
Chris Rock
»»»»»!
Feb 27th
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I just watched an episode of “My 600 Pound Life”. I need to get my gym on.
Feb 27th
I've started chronicling the things Baby Bro says....
I’m thinking of making a Tumblr of them because they’re just that funny.
Feb 26th
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VH1's Greatest Women in Music.......Taylor Swift...
deadly-neurotoxin: starexorcist: fearofstagnation: blackisyou: seeinggsounds: Destinys Child, Aaliyah, Toni Braxton, Erykah Badu, Fiona Apple, Kylie Minogue, and even Lil Kim WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY? (*insert “I wanna see the receipts” *) Taylor Swift….higher than Erykah Badu…..what. the. actual fuck? NO. HOW IS SHE HIGHER THAN AALIYAH??? SHE’S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD????
Feb 26th
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I love seeing chicks at the mall in heels.
I’m like who are you trying to impress? While I’m not a guy, I doubt they’re like “Oh! Check out that chick awkwardly stumbling in those heels teetering with her shopping bags and wearing that half-grimace half-smile! Awwww yeah!”
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
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This wedding currently on “Four Weddings” is so disturbingly ghetto. This chick is a MESS!
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
Apparently my personality type is "The... →
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 21st
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So...all over Facebook I see people angry as all...
My thing: women who aren’t famous do this very thing ALL THE TIME and no one gets outraged or tries to protect and encourage them to move on. While I’m not saying I’m surprised, I can’t get up in arms about it because I feel like it’s really not my business no matter how bizarre I feel the situation is and whether or not I agree with the decision because at the end of...
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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What if Kanye West was less ambitious?
fireking: Silver Digger (Just) One Light You Can Tell Me Something Strong Lost in the Park Jesus Sits Touch the Ceiling Dirt from Sierra Leone Fairly Good Life The Lights Flashed Power Outage Walk Away N——s in Paris,Texas
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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I'm sad my CO Bigelow is closing.
However, buy two, get two free and 75% off of almost everything is fantastic.
Feb 18th
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So. I've been seeing a lot of people posting about...
Fuck y’all. I’m not knocked up nor will I be anytime soon. I blame things I’ve been purchasing for other women lately.   But just in case: I’ll stock up on my Bayer Aspirin. 
Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
My parents and I are watching some of Santorum's...
- Cut all federal and state funding to schools. - Children are better off with a parent in jail rather than gay parents. - Women shouldn’t be allowed in combat because emotions will get in the way. And Dad says: ” Oh, PLEASE let him win! He’s even better than Sarah Palin.”
Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Stan Wars (one of my favorite sites on the... →
(Paraphrased): “I don’t give a quarter of a half of a fraction of a percentage of the proceeds from a fuck about your feelings.” I cannot wait to use this.
Feb 15th
My dad just said Taylor Swift looked like Charlene...
enjoli: iamnotablogger: I can’t with my dad tonight! Charlene could sing, though. And she knows the difference between a banjo and a guitar. :)  ahg;reuhgprhnughqrhmrugb GIRL, BYE!
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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My dad just said Taylor Swift looked like Charlene...
I can’t with my dad tonight!
Feb 14th
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